sonofwhitefang:

cxcil replied to your post:Drinks coffee loudly.

Lethargic bees fly out of his cup, he doesn’t seem to notice. Instead he proceeds to take another sip. (welcome to hell kakashi)

Kakashi stared, and his lone gray eye widened with each new increment of madness that ebbed from the stranger before him. Why? Why did these things always happen to him?

                    _{Noticing the white haired shinobi the radio host looked up, raising an eyebrow. He still didn’t seem to notice the bee which had been lazily floating about before falling onto the table.} 

monstersanosa:

Yarrr! Be ye ready NightVale?! Here be coming Koshekh the Pirate!

rawvikingness ;   brain, ears, hands, mouth. (also crying about your cecil, he's g r e a t)

Body Meme

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_{Brain: What is something you want to master before you die?}

                    _{“Hm….well, learn how to read Runes— or understand Russian. Which seems to be a popular language these days.”}

_{Ears: How often do you eavesdrop?}

                    _{“As a reporter, it is my duty to the people to find as much information as possible for my stories. That being said, I get all of my information from professional sources.”}

_{Hands: Would you rather make something from scratch or get it made for you?}

                    _{“I would have to say made for me, seeing as how the last time I tried to make something from scratch it promptly burst into flames and began screaming and writhing for a full six hours.”}

_{Mouth: How often do you lie?}

                    _{“There is no such thing as a lie, only modified truths. And in the end is there really such a thing as truth? What if everything we know and hold dear is actually a lie?”}

Body Meme

• Arms: How do you feel about children, do you want some of your own (or more if you already have some)?
• Birth marks: Do you have a favourite tale?
• Freckles: If you could, what would you change about your body?
• Brain: What is something you want to master before you die?
• Bruises: Are you easily hurt?
• Bum: List 3 of your guilty pleasures
• Cheeks: Are you easily embarrassed?
• Chest: What’s your worst kept secret?
• Chin: How well do you take criticism?
• Clavicle: What is you favourite way to show and receive affection?
• Ears: How often do you eavesdrop?
• Elbows: How do you react to events with large crowds? (eg. Concerts, Shopping sales)
• Eyes: What has changed from how you see the world now and how you saw it 5 years ago?
• Feet: Can you dance well?
• Fingers: Can you play an instrument?
• Goosebumps: What scares you the most?
• Hands: Would you rather make something from scratch or get it made for you?
• Hair: What has been your biggest fashion faux pas?
• Heart: How do you deal with heartbreak?
• Hickeys: Have you ever fallen in love too fast and too hard?
• Hips: Is there anything you over indulge yourself with?
• Kidneys: What is your worst habit?
• Knees: Who was your last crush?
• Liver: What is your biggest pet peeve?
• Lungs: Do you smoke, how do you feel about smoking in general?
• Mouth: How often do you lie?
• Nails: When you’re feeling vulnerable, do you become more defensive or do you take the offensive and lash out?
• Nose: What is your favourite scent?
• Palms: Do you have a secret handshake with anyone?
• Ribs: Do you have anything you want to protect?
• Scars: Is there anything you want to confess?
• Shoulders: Would you rather be pampered or be the one pampering?
• Spine: What is your biggest weakness?
• Teeth: What is your favourite meal?
• Thighs: Have you ever been unfaithful?
• Throat: What is your proudest memory?
• Tongue: How many languages can you speak?
• Wrists: Have you ever been arrested?
• Veins: What gives you the biggest adrenaline rush?

kurzz:

carlos get your claritin™!!! 

crimson-sun:

It all makes perfect sense.

Jealousy Starter Sentences

thesanityclause:

Messy Khoshekh the floating station cat.

His adorable meow oh goodness

bradbradleyart:

Feasting on your soul through adorable flesh